instead of saying “i do” at my wedding i’m going to say “believe it”
mom you’re not doing anything, just pointing at your vegetable spread and nodding
I woke up at 5am and wrote this down thinking it was the funniest thing ever and then laughed myself back to sleep
YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made
I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.
I can’t stress enough how important it is that you surround yourself with supportive people who make you feel important and special, and who enhance your life with their presence. If their presence is making you feel worse instead of better, re-evaluate why you’re letting them stay.
what’s a good place to get bra size measuring
Nah I don’t want cheeto dust on my boobs thanks